Lindsay Lohan on SNL

Los Angeles: March 4, 2012

Lindsay Lohan’s comeback as host of last night’s Saturday Night Live proved to be something of a disappointment.  A number of fans and critics alike have panned her performance.  On the show Lohan seemed nervous and unprepared, reading most of her dialogue from cue card which she fumbled on several occasion.  The Los Angeles Times story re her hosting skills summed up consensus with the headline: Fans Rip Hosting Job.

Still we have some sympathy for Ms. Lohan.  It is not an easy task to perform live on television in front of millions of people especially with the less than stellar comedic material which was handed to her.  Lohan clearly felt the pressure and it was obvious that at times the task was slightly overwhelming for her.  Perhaps we should take her at her word when she says she is trying to get her life back on track and cut her some slack.  Not jump all over her as navigates the road back to respectability.   She is a talented actress and like everyone, she deserves a second chance.

Linday Lohan Under House Arrest

May, 26, 2011

Lindsay Lohan, 24, began serving house arrest Thursday morning at her Venice, Calif., townhouse after turning herself in to the Lynwood Jail hours earlier.

“She is now confined to the interior premises of her home at all times,” L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore tells People Magazine.

Whitmore adds that Lohan surrendered to the facility at 5:02 a.m., where it was determined she was eligible for home confinement. The actress was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet and released in less than an hour. No booking photo was taken.

Randy Quaid: “Star Whackers Are Trying to Murder Me”

Vancouver, Canada. October 28, 2010.

Actor Randy Quaid claimed Thursday that there is a “malignant tumor of star whackers in Hollywood” out to ruin his life and career.

“I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my445-people_randy_quaidsffembeddedprod_affiliate36 career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties,” Quaid said in a prepared statement outside the Immigration and Refugee Board in Vancouver. “I wish to return to only one thing: work.”

Quaid claimed he and his wife Evi are victims of a 20-year conspiracy. He blamed bankers, studio executives, former financial and legal advisers and even his brother Dennis Quaid for their legal troubles.

Quaid claimed eight actors he worked with died “mysteriously.” He said friends Heath Ledger, Chris Penn and David Carradine, were “whacked” and that Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson “are being played to get at their money.”

The couple’s ex-private detective Becky Altringer told reporters that the the conspiracy theory is false. Altringer said the only one who poses Randy or Evi Quaid danger is Evi Quaid.

The actor’s bid for refugee status in Canada at the Immigration and Refugee Board was postponed to Nov. 8. They are also due in court in Santa Barbara on November 2nd. Their attorney said they would attend if they are “legally obliged” but they would first “strategize” their next move.

Hollywood Not Cutting Mel Gibson Any Slack

While Lindsay Lohan keeps scoring a “get out of jail free card,” Hollywood is not doing Mel Gibson the same favor.

Mr. Gibson mel_gibson11was fired from”Hangover 2″ less than 24 hours after being offered a minor role because the cast and crew complained about working with the abusive and troubled actor.

Director Todd Phillips has since found a replacement: the totally uncontroversial Liam Neeson! Unlike both Gibson and Mike Tyson (who appeared in the original Hangover), Neeson has never done anything to offend anyone.

Gibson has to be be pissed off but he has no one to blame but himself.

Talk about mid-life crisis. Mel Gibson is a walking time bomb.

Be scared. Very scared.

Gibson Camp Scrambles to Save Mel’s Reputation

Sorry Guys. Too Late for That.

Since the release of the fifth tape revealing Mel Gibson’s mad rants and threats against his former girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, his team have gone into overdrive to mel_gibson2present Mel as an up-standing citizen and fine husband and father to his multitude of kids.

They have found audio experts to state that the tapes have been “tampered” with even after various top experts for the CIA and the FBI have analyzed the tapes and conformed their authenticity.

They have also convinced Mel’s ex wife, Robyn Gibson to write a letter to the court to state that “Mel never engaged in any physical abuse of any kind toward me before, during or after our marriage.” Robyn also claims that there was never any domestic violence perpetrated by Mel against any of their children.

Wonder if the fact that Mrs. Gibson is due to receive upwards of $450 MILLION dollars from her divorce from the insane actor have anything to do with her stepping up to save his reputation. Nah. It couldn’t be.

Gibson’s lawyers say he was set up but there is a ton evidence to indicate the opposite.  Oksana’s teeth were knocked out, there is a bruise on their baby’s chin, allegedly from when Mel hit Oksana while she was holding the child. Oksana’s son is also reported to have witnessed the verbal abuse of his mother.

Next they will claim Gibson’s traffic stop and subsequent anti-semitic rant to a Malibu police officer was also a set up.

Poor Mel. The world is out to get him. Him and OJ Simpson. Both victims.

Please! Someone from Gibson’s camp get this abusive, angry old man some help before he hurts someone, or even worse, kills someone or maybe self destructs from the venom brewing inside him. Compared to him, Lindsay Lohan is Mother Terresa.

One thing for sure. We will be hearing a LOT more about Gibson in the coming months.