Lindsay Lohan on SNL

Los Angeles: March 4, 2012

Lindsay Lohan’s comeback as host of last night’s Saturday Night Live proved to be something of a disappointment.  A number of fans and critics alike have panned her performance.  On the show Lohan seemed nervous and unprepared, reading most of her dialogue from cue card which she fumbled on several occasion.  The Los Angeles Times story re her hosting skills summed up consensus with the headline: Fans Rip Hosting Job.

Still we have some sympathy for Ms. Lohan.  It is not an easy task to perform live on television in front of millions of people especially with the less than stellar comedic material which was handed to her.  Lohan clearly felt the pressure and it was obvious that at times the task was slightly overwhelming for her.  Perhaps we should take her at her word when she says she is trying to get her life back on track and cut her some slack.  Not jump all over her as navigates the road back to respectability.   She is a talented actress and like everyone, she deserves a second chance.

Linday Lohan Under House Arrest

May, 26, 2011

Lindsay Lohan, 24, began serving house arrest Thursday morning at her Venice, Calif., townhouse after turning herself in to the Lynwood Jail hours earlier.

“She is now confined to the interior premises of her home at all times,” L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore tells People Magazine.

Whitmore adds that Lohan surrendered to the facility at 5:02 a.m., where it was determined she was eligible for home confinement. The actress was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet and released in less than an hour. No booking photo was taken.

Randy Quaid: “Star Whackers Are Trying to Murder Me”

Vancouver, Canada. October 28, 2010.

Actor Randy Quaid claimed Thursday that there is a “malignant tumor of star whackers in Hollywood” out to ruin his life and career.

“I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my445-people_randy_quaidsffembeddedprod_affiliate36 career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties,” Quaid said in a prepared statement outside the Immigration and Refugee Board in Vancouver. “I wish to return to only one thing: work.”

Quaid claimed he and his wife Evi are victims of a 20-year conspiracy. He blamed bankers, studio executives, former financial and legal advisers and even his brother Dennis Quaid for their legal troubles.

Quaid claimed eight actors he worked with died “mysteriously.” He said friends Heath Ledger, Chris Penn and David Carradine, were “whacked” and that Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson “are being played to get at their money.”

The couple’s ex-private detective Becky Altringer told reporters that the the conspiracy theory is false. Altringer said the only one who poses Randy or Evi Quaid danger is Evi Quaid.

The actor’s bid for refugee status in Canada at the Immigration and Refugee Board was postponed to Nov. 8. They are also due in court in Santa Barbara on November 2nd. Their attorney said they would attend if they are “legally obliged” but they would first “strategize” their next move.

Hollywood Not Cutting Mel Gibson Any Slack

While Lindsay Lohan keeps scoring a “get out of jail free card,” Hollywood is not doing Mel Gibson the same favor.

Mr. Gibson mel_gibson11was fired from”Hangover 2″ less than 24 hours after being offered a minor role because the cast and crew complained about working with the abusive and troubled actor.

Director Todd Phillips has since found a replacement: the totally uncontroversial Liam Neeson! Unlike both Gibson and Mike Tyson (who appeared in the original Hangover), Neeson has never done anything to offend anyone.

Gibson has to be be pissed off but he has no one to blame but himself.

Talk about mid-life crisis. Mel Gibson is a walking time bomb.

Be scared. Very scared.

Gibson Camp Scrambles to Save Mel’s Reputation

Sorry Guys. Too Late for That.

Since the release of the fifth tape revealing Mel Gibson’s mad rants and threats against his former girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, his team have gone into overdrive to mel_gibson2present Mel as an up-standing citizen and fine husband and father to his multitude of kids.

They have found audio experts to state that the tapes have been “tampered” with even after various top experts for the CIA and the FBI have analyzed the tapes and conformed their authenticity.

They have also convinced Mel’s ex wife, Robyn Gibson to write a letter to the court to state that “Mel never engaged in any physical abuse of any kind toward me before, during or after our marriage.” Robyn also claims that there was never any domestic violence perpetrated by Mel against any of their children.

Wonder if the fact that Mrs. Gibson is due to receive upwards of $450 MILLION dollars from her divorce from the insane actor have anything to do with her stepping up to save his reputation. Nah. It couldn’t be.

Gibson’s lawyers say he was set up but there is a ton evidence to indicate the opposite.  Oksana’s teeth were knocked out, there is a bruise on their baby’s chin, allegedly from when Mel hit Oksana while she was holding the child. Oksana’s son is also reported to have witnessed the verbal abuse of his mother.

Next they will claim Gibson’s traffic stop and subsequent anti-semitic rant to a Malibu police officer was also a set up.

Poor Mel. The world is out to get him. Him and OJ Simpson. Both victims.

Please! Someone from Gibson’s camp get this abusive, angry old man some help before he hurts someone, or even worse, kills someone or maybe self destructs from the venom brewing inside him. Compared to him, Lindsay Lohan is Mother Terresa.

One thing for sure. We will be hearing a LOT more about Gibson in the coming months.

BREAKING NEWS — Lindsay Lohan Gets 90 Days in Jail

Actress Lindsay Lohan lindsay_lohan-15881was sentenced to 90 days in jail today for parole violation. Her prison stay will be followed by drug and alcohol rehab.

She was give credit for the 96 hours she spent in jail previously.

The judge allowed her a two week grace period before surrendering to authorities.

Many believe that had she not gone to Cannes, and had returned for her court date, her sentence might have been avoided.

Lohan was in tears as sentence was pronounced.

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Coming Soon

It was only a matter of time. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly joined the ranks of Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton to have her very own sex tape, coming to the internet soon.

According to UK paper, lindsay_lohanThe Daily Mirror, a 47 second clip showing the starlet naked and going at it with a mystery male is being shopped by an unnamed Los Angeles waiter who is trying to sell it to the highest bidder.

“This video’s dynamite,” a source tells The Mirror. “It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.”

“If and when it is released on the internet, via a spurious, unofficial website, there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it.”

“Lindsay is devastated – particularly as she is working hard on cleaning up her act” the source added.

Lindsay Lohan Flashes on Twitter

Lindsay Lohan has posted a topless photo of herself on Twitter. This comes after reports have surfaced suggesting Lohan may have pocketed $400,000 worth of Dior jewelry during an Elle Magazine photo shoot. Lohan waslohan-twitter seen handling the jewels and repeatedly talked about keeping them.

A police spokeswoman told People Magazine, “Westminster Police are investigating an allegation of theft of jewelry from studios in Brewery Road in Islington. The theft was reported to a central London police station on the eighth of June after earrings and a necklace, believed to be diamond and estimated to be worth $400,000, were found to be missing approximately two days earlier.”

She adds: “Inquiries are continuing and no arrests have been made. As far as who we will be interviewing – we will be speaking to a number of people in connection with the inquiry and don’t discuss the identity of the people we are planning to interview.”

Meanwhile, a spokeswoman for Elle U.K. released a statement exonerating the 22-year-old star. “I can confirm on behalf of Elle magazine, that items of jewelry went missing from an Elle photoshoot … and the matter is now being investigated by the police,” she states. “Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.”

There has been no investigation as to why Lohan posted the topless photo on Twitter.

Warrant for Lindsay Lohan Issued in Beverly Hills

Police in Beverly Hills have issued a warrant for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest, though the actress denies it.

The Beverly Hills Police Department released the following statement Friday night:

In response to media inquiries, [the] Beverly Hills Police Department is confirming a warrant was in fact issued today [March 13] for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan. The $50,000 warrant issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court stems from a May 2007 arrest of Miss Lohan for DUI and hit-and-run. The circumstances leading to the issuance of the warrant by the court are not readily available at this time. It is our hope that Miss Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter will be resolved in a timely manner.

Populat thinking is that Lohan failed to comply with certain terms of her three years of probation after pleading no contest August 2007 to two counts of being under the influence of cocaine and pleading no contest to driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher and reckless driving.

Lohan served a whopping 84 minutes in jail in November 2007.

Now that’s justice for you.