Randy Quaid: “Star Whackers Are Trying to Murder Me”

Vancouver, Canada. October 28, 2010.

Actor Randy Quaid claimed Thursday that there is a “malignant tumor of star whackers in Hollywood” out to ruin his life and career.

“I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my445-people_randy_quaidsffembeddedprod_affiliate36 career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties,” Quaid said in a prepared statement outside the Immigration and Refugee Board in Vancouver. “I wish to return to only one thing: work.”

Quaid claimed he and his wife Evi are victims of a 20-year conspiracy. He blamed bankers, studio executives, former financial and legal advisers and even his brother Dennis Quaid for their legal troubles.

Quaid claimed eight actors he worked with died “mysteriously.” He said friends Heath Ledger, Chris Penn and David Carradine, were “whacked” and that Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson “are being played to get at their money.”

The couple’s ex-private detective Becky Altringer told reporters that the the conspiracy theory is false. Altringer said the only one who poses Randy or Evi Quaid danger is Evi Quaid.

The actor’s bid for refugee status in Canada at the Immigration and Refugee Board was postponed to Nov. 8. They are also due in court in Santa Barbara on November 2nd. Their attorney said they would attend if they are “legally obliged” but they would first “strategize” their next move.

SAG Awards 2009

Meryl Streep and Sean Penn won lead-acting honors at the Screen Actors Guild Awards.

Streep was named best actress for her role as a Catholic school nun in Doubt, and Penn for his performance as trailblazing gay politician Harvey Milk in the film Milk.  In an emotional speech that was the highlight of the awards, Penn said:

“Something happened to me during the making of this movie. I noticed it tonight that the statues have rather healthy packages … As actors we don’t play gay, straight …we play human beings. (I’m) so appreciative of this acknowledgment. This is a story of equal rights for all human beings.

The prize for overall cast went to the over-rated rags-to-riches saga Slumdog Millionaire.

As expected, Heath Ledger’s villain, the Joker in The Dark Knight earned him the supporting-actor honor, while Kate Winslet was the winner of the supporting-actress award for the Holocaust-themed drama The Reader.

Here is a full list of SAG Award winners:

Movies:

Cast: “Slumdog Millionaire.”

Actor in a leading role: Sean Penn, “Milk.”

Actress in a leading role: Meryl Streep, “Doubt.”

Supporting actor: Heath Ledger, “The Dark Knight.”

Supporting actress: Kate Winslet, “The Reader.”

Stunt ensemble: “The Dark Knight.”

Television:

Drama series cast: “Mad Men.”

Actor in a drama series: Hugh Laurie, “House.”

Actress in a drama series: Sally Field, “Brothers & Sisters.”

Comedy series cast: “30 Rock.”

Actor in a comedy series: Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock.”

Actress in a comedy series: Tina Fey, “30 Rock.”

Actor in a movie or miniseries: Paul Giamatti, “John Adams.”

Actress in a movie or miniseries: Laura Linney, “John Adams.”

Stunt ensemble: “Heroes.”

Life Achievement: James Earl Jones.